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Government says four cancer charities are shames…spending $0.03 per dollar on cause.

Ammon Bundy, others plead not guilty; judge aims to avoid trial delay.

Man legally changes his name to ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’.

Mail carrier calls for help after wild turkeys surround truck.

Wiretaps on calls between ISIL and Turkish Military show cooperation.

Mass stabbing in Canada school with female student in custody and 8 injured.  

LA county spends more than $233,000 a year to hold each juvenile lockup.

Justice Department seeks to force Apple to extract data from 12 other Iphones.

Girl Scout sell cookies outside Portland Pot Shop: ‘It’s not against the rules’.

White House: Obama ‘regrets’ his filibuster of Supreme Court nominee when he was a Senator in 2006.

Obama to skip Scalia funeral…

White House plays with words, says Department of Justice isn’t asking Apple to create a Backdoor.

An underground fire is burning near radioactive wast.  Don’t worry, EPA says…

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A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Really should use spell check! That should be “wifi”.” Credit chewymacoroni

How to seal a bag of chips without a clip

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