WHY DO DRUGGIES AND THIEVES DO THE DUMB THINGS THEY DO IN PUBLIC TO HELP THEM GET CAUGHT??? THE GENIUSES IN THIS STORY ARE, OF COURSE, INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY

Albany Police got a call from a local department store saying a man was observed stuffing clothing under the garden center fence–perhaps planning to pick it up later.  The would-be shoplifter thought he was acting normally, crouching at the base of the chain link fence by the pots of petunias and stuffing things underneath, but he soon learned that he’d been busted, and he bolted–took off in a blue car with two other people.  Albany Police quickly caught up with the car, which had been stolen in Eugene.  A search of the car turned up methamphetamine.  Justin Clifford, Crystallynn Medina, and Casey Lynn Morris were arrested for–among other things–car theft and drug possession.

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