You went home with a girl and woke up with “Oh Danny Boy”
You held a girls hair while she puked, then made out with her
You lost your voice saying “I love you man” 4000 times
Your corned beef smells like cabbage
You woke in prison wearing your “Kiss me I’m Irish” pin on your ass
When the guy said “Do you want some Irish in you?” you didn’t realize he meant sexually
You went out in jeans and a tee shirt came home in kilt and a thong
You were so drunk you thought you cheated on your boyfriend…with your boyfriend
You conference called 4 ex girlfriends with one drunk dial
You woke up proud to be Italian
You’re convinced St. Patrick is the patron Saint of holding someone’s hair while they puke in a urinal
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